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The Vampire’s Sense of Smell

It is no secret that a vampire’s sense of smell is keen to say the least. Most humans have the scent effect on vampires that freshly baked chocolate chip cookies have on most humans.

Ecstacy Denial

I couldn’t quite stand the way she was looking at me.

It felt as though my bones were cracking with each movement of her eyes as she appeared to view me with bemusement.

Capturing the other end of the telescope lens was like writhing in agony and I needed to escape, but the social customs wouldn’t allow me to leave her company.

There wasn’t much else a strange, little widow like she was could do to me, but it felt intense enough to be worth its own merit in torture.

I had no idea why her stares prickled my skin and turned my stomach, but we weren’t alone and my companion seemed oblivious of the little woman’s efforts to soak in my life essence like a vacuum.  Chattering away, he was just pleased to not be interrupted….certainly not noticing that no one was listening and I doubt he would have really cared if he knew. Just to have the ears to hear and the ability to blabber on without stopping pleased him so.

When the time finally arrived such that I could run into the other room with an “excuse me” and a slide out the door, I sat down only to look up and see her beside me.

“Why do you smell so good?” the little widow asked.

“Why do you stare so hard?” I replied in turn with a question, rather than an answer to the query I found to be most distasteful…. Didn’t she realize that I couldn’t stand to be around her?

Her nose was at my neck and her teeth scraped at my skin until I said….”You are not invited in…”

With that she vanished, leaving only a scratch on my neck and one droplet of blood that I caught with my white shirt sleeve. A stain as a reminder of her lust.

Good riddance to that annoying widow, I thought.  It was time for me to go find my own feast….

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Mortified with Lust

Mortified with Lust

A strange, dark vixen was biting my thigh.  How long do you think I could stand it?

What’s the theory of the intellectual crowd on that one?

I cowered into a lonely, crowded place for comfort from the agony.

Creep….creep…..creep my fellow felon!

Let me support you in your crimes. Hide out in the bushes until I mow them down for my pure sadistic pleasure.

She told me she loved me, but she loved everyone – Should that matter?

Could you cocky attitude get you laid?

A strange persuasion – only a few f*ckheads ban from the shelves with their book burnings.

Please  me until….

Please me until….

Congratulations will come to the succeeders, SUCCEED….I beg you!!!

Are you of an analytical persuasion?

Will you corrupt or condemn me with your logic until I scream for silence?

Drag me down – Keep dragging and watch the line in the sand from my body’s removal.

Accept the unacceptable just one more time….

Mortified with lust, I keep walking.

I’m going  to describe the moment to you very carefully, very simply….try to obey until a thought of brilliance jerks you off to the bed of slavery.

I’ve calculated the risk and found out that none of it makes any sense.

Truth vs. Illusion

Ya got me…..

The Bloody Wake of Ego

The Bloody Wake of Ego

The bloody wake of ego was a regular occurrence, but on this particularly beautiful night, the stars were quite delirious in their stage presence as the moon was nowhere to be found to steal their glory.

Separated by the haze of the long forgotten beasts whose ravenging feasts send up clouds of souls in various parts of the earth, the sky was shared by all and some saw the clouds while others betook the stars as they floated mightily above.

Exhaustion overtook Evelyn immediately after consuming her prey, but her brethren wished for photographic results nonetheless and so she smiled for the camera.

Her eyes always glowed red after feasting, but her body, which would soon be stronger from the consumption needed a rest as the blood processed and flowed through her aching veins.

Her choice to become a vampire can its price tag, the same as all others of her species now, but she relished the acceptance of these prices for the benefits far outnumbered all else.

She was never again the weakling she had once been, nor the prey of other’s malicious attempts to use her for their own posterity and evil glee. Now the predators were the delicious prey and she felt proud of the choices she had made to get to this point in her life.

The photography most certainly did include her in it and she was uncertain where the rumors had begun about vampires not showing up in photographs, but such lies worked only to her benefit and those of her beloved race.

Some Vampires

Some Vampires

There are some vampires in this little strange fiction book that you must buy because of how horrible it is…just a little collection of shorts.

The vampires are more toward the back of the book…..click on the link….buy the book….do it…..do it now…..what are you waiting for???? Why are you still reading this??? You are hopeless…..just click on the link already…. it’s the link that is over the words strange fiction…..see it? Yep….there it is…..click it…. c’mon….you can do it! hey?….still waiting…

Do Vampires Wear Mustaches?

Just a wondering moment on the fashion trends for vampires… Do they wear mustaches? Are mustaches in style for vampires right now?

One might think that they wouldn’t want to wear mustaches because of the mess of cleaning up the dried blood that would get tangled in their mustache. It would take more than just the quick use of a baby wipe to handle that mess….

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